[Assam] Does God have a representative?
Dilip and Dil Deka
dilipdeka at yahoo.com
Fri Jul 4 09:25:39 IST 2008
This one is from a catholic friend. Tell me if you like it.
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The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter
asks who he is.
The Pope: "I am the pope."
St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."
The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."
St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me..."
The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church..."
St. Peter: "The Catholic church...Never heard of it... Wait, I'll
check with the boss."
St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your
representative on earth."
God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of...
Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"
God and St. Peter explain the situation.
Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that
fellow."
Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud.
After
a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It
still exists!"
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