[Assam] Does God have a representative?

[uttam borthakur]

Dilip Da
 
A good one. 
 
Also thanks to your Catholic friend.


Uttam Kumar Borthakur

--- On Fri, 4/7/08, Dilip and Dil Deka <dilipdeka at yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Dilip and Dil Deka <dilipdeka at yahoo.com>
Subject: [Assam] Does God have a representative?
To: "ASSAMNET" <assam at assamnet.org>
Date: Friday, 4 July, 2008, 9:25 AM

This one is from a catholic friend. Tell me if you like it.
======================================================
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter
asks who he is.

The Pope: "I am the pope."

St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."

The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."

St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me..."

The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church..."

St. Peter: "The Catholic church...Never heard of it... Wait, I'll
check with the boss."

St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.

St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your
representative on earth."

God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of...
Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)

Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"

God and St. Peter explain the situation.

Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that
fellow."

Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud.
After
a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.

Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It
still exists!"
_______________________________________________
assam mailing list
assam at assamnet.org
http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org


      Bollywood, fun, friendship, sports and more. You name it, we have it on http://in.promos.yahoo.com/groups/bestofyahoo/