[Assam] The Ant and the Grasshopper/The Headlines
Alpana B. Sarangapani
absarangapani at hotmail.com
Thu Apr 8 00:12:02 IST 2010
Eh...robo, robo C'da. Gaat paati loise kelei? :) Who said what about the "hardworking" and the "real patriots" that you always 'guun bokhani tot nepai' ? :)
It's a nice story Mahesh-da has just shared with us!
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-----Original Message-----
From: Chan Mahanta <cmahanta at gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 7 Apr 2010 17:57:09
To: <assam at assamnet.org>
Subject: Re: [Assam] The Ant and the Grasshopper/The Headlines
*** The gist of the fable below is manufactured from a belief, if not
an assumption that the movers and shakers of India's "progress" are
the hardworking
self-made men, and all them troublemakers are lazy, good-for-nothing
parasites looking for a free-ride on the backs of the hardworking
achievers, aided and abetted by the named villains.
*** If there is a better validation of my comment earlier in response
to Uttam :
>----it is that part of Indian society, who, having been chosen
beneficiaries of the
>system of feudalistic Indian governance ( never mind what other more
>benevolent terms others prefer to call it - the truth cannot escape
scrutiny),
>now seeking respect in the world as self-made-men,--
I wouldn't know what that might be. And I rest my case with Alpana's
own approval "Great analogy there." :-).
*** The only mysteries left here are:
A: If Mahesh-da posted the latter-day-desi-fable in response to my
post.
B: If he did, whether it was to validate my contention or to refute
it :-)?
On Apr 7, 2010, at 10:28 AM, Mahesh Baishya wrote:
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> An Old Story:
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> The Ant works hard in the withering heat all
> summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The
> Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
> summer away.
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> Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed.
> The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
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> Indian Version:
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> The Ant works hard in the withering heat all
> summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
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> The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and
> laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
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> Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls
> a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed
> to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. NDTV,
> TIMESNOW, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering
> Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with
> a table filled with food.
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> The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.
> How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
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> Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front
> of the Ant's house.
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> Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other
> Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer
> climates during winter .
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> Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on
> Minorities.
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> Amnesty International and Koffi Annan
> criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental
> rights of the Grasshopper.
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> The Internet is flooded with online petitions
> seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and
> Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for
> non-compliance) .
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> Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties
> call for ' Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a
> Judicial Enquiry.
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> CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law
> preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about
> equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.
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> Mamta Bannerji allocates one free coach to
> Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the
> 'Grasshopper Rath'.
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> Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the '
> Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with
> effect from the beginning of the winter.
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> Kapil Sibbal makes 'Special Reservation ' for
> Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.
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> The Ant is fined for failing to comply with
> POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,it's
> home is confiscated by the Government
> and handed over to the Grasshopper in a
> ceremony covered by NDTV.
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> Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.
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> Mamta calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.
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> CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence
> of the Downtrodden '
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> Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to
> address the UN General Assembly.
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> Many years later....
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> The Ant has since migrated to the US and set
> up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ,
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> 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation
> despite reservation somewhere in India ,
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> As a result of loosing lot of hard working
> Ants and feeding the grasshoppers,
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> India is still a developing country.!!!
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